Sassy & Single: TV talent judges do know what to expect
LAST weekend 11 million people in this country sat down to watch one single TV show – 10 million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety nine of them probably loved every minute it. Then there was me...
Sassy and Single: Pretty route the only way to go
FORGIVE me Oxford, for I have sinned. Unable to wait even 12 hours after the clocks moved forward, on Sunday I found myself committing a seasonal crime I like to call ‘selective geographical omission’. I’m not proud, but once spring arrives, bringing with it visitors from all around the globe, the temptation to commit a bit of ‘SGO’ increases tenfold. But before you judge me, be warned; if you’re particularly proud of living in Oxfordshire it’s a crime you too may have unwittingly found yourself committing on occasion.
Sassy & Single: Don't make girls pay for boy racers
SORRY fellas, as much as it pains me to do this, I really should warn you that you may not want to read any further.
Sassy & Single: Seedy websites dent my faith
OKAY, so I’ve just spent the past hour deciding whether or not I’ll write about the subject I wanted to write about today. I’ve even started writing three or four times, but each time I’ve ended up deleting what I’ve written, thinking ‘Will I look a fool for never having heard of this’? So, before I chicken out, here goes nothing.
Sassy and Single: I need this computer game in my busy life
Is this wrong? I’ve just spent the last half an hour on the Internet trying to find the best price for a Nintendo Wii rather than doing what I should be doing, writing this column.
Sassy and Single: Resolving to be a better person
Well, that’s Christmas over and done with... And what have I learned? Absolutely nothing. Which is why, once again, I’m starting to think about resolutions – you know, those New Year jobbies.
Sassy & Single: Breaking elevator etiquette
AT THE weekend I met the person I’d really like to be in 30 years’ time. Strangely it was a man, but hey, it is 2010.
Sassy&Single: Hi-tech route to public humiliation
T he other day I heard about a new invention that at first I thought was pure genius. However, after giving it further consideration, I realised this so-called life-changing creation, developed by some whizzkids in Japan, could just be the beginning of the end of people wanting to ever set foot outside their own front door!
A concerted effort to deal with gig crowds
IF I WERE a religious person, this week I’d be heading off to confession to utter these words: “Bless me father, for I have sinned. Recently I behaved in a childish, immature fashion, and to make matters worse I enjoyed it”… then, after a pause, I’d hurriedly add “but, to be fair, I wasn’t the only one doing it”.
