Mr E Richardson (Letters, May 19), you are a bounder. There we were enjoying the ramblings of ‘Christopher Gray’ — inane chat that is amusing sometimes but with no link with reality.

Now you have confirmed that ‘CG’ is a fictional creation, all readers will be looking at the articles in a completely different light. Rosemary and lamb noisettes — we really should have guessed.

Ken Marsland, Kidlington