The dirty rotten cheating lying ... well, you know what word to insert there.
Still, generally speaking, I'm what might be called reasonably pro-business, in that I tend to ascribe to them the reasonably benign motive of simply wanting to sell things to people who want to buy them, rather than being evil capitalist scum out to extort whatever they can through ripping people off and despoiling the planet, probably harming cute furry animals in the process.
But this time, this time, they've gone too far. Far too far in my opinion, and it's now time to abolish private enterprise and turn us into a workers-run state.
After all, have you seen how many premises have put up those nasty, preaching, petty-minded, totalitarian little signs saying 'It is illegal to smoke in these premises', or whatever wording it was that the nannying politicians decided upon.
"No it's bloody not!!!" I scream, ripping the sign from the wall. Metaphorically speaking. Owners of premises may have banned smoking, but that doesn't make it illegal. Yet. These poor deluded people are obviously suffering from premature signage. I'm sure there must be treatment available. Full frontal lobotomies, I would suggest.