Lately driving has become a nightmare because our roads are full of holes.

It looks like we’ve been invaded by Tarmac-eating moles.

I’m weaving in and out of them like a skier on a slalom run,

And apart from being dangerous, it isn’t exactly fun.

You probably won’t believe it when I tell you what I’ve found

But they patched up all the square holes and the ones that are left are round.

Apparently the round ones are repaired by a different team.

Far fetched I know, but that’s the truth – or so it would seem.

I hope they soon repair them, because each time I go out in my car,

By the time I’ve driven round every pothole, my journey is twice as far.

So if you are looking for a new career, a perfect choice could be Studying for an NVQ in round-hole technology.

DEE BULLEY
Swinbrook Road
Carterton