Lately driving has become a nightmare because our roads are full of holes.
It looks like we’ve been invaded by Tarmac-eating moles.
I’m weaving in and out of them like a skier on a slalom run,
And apart from being dangerous, it isn’t exactly fun.
You probably won’t believe it when I tell you what I’ve found
But they patched up all the square holes and the ones that are left are round.
Apparently the round ones are repaired by a different team.
Far fetched I know, but that’s the truth – or so it would seem.
I hope they soon repair them, because each time I go out in my car,
By the time I’ve driven round every pothole, my journey is twice as far.
So if you are looking for a new career, a perfect choice could be Studying for an NVQ in round-hole technology.
DEE BULLEY
Swinbrook Road
Carterton
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