CHRIS Boswell – welcome back to the fold! – wonders (ViewPoints, March 29) who would want the Oxford City Council position of assisting people to simultaneously use the men’s urinals and turn over the pages of the books provided in the Market Street ‘superloo’.

Well, whatever the details of such an arrangement, I know of a few potential candidates for the job, but he will doubtless be relieved to learn I am not one of them.

DAVID DIMENT

Riverside Court

Oxford