OKAY children, please settle down! My name is Mr Boswell and I am your stand-in teacher for today. Those very important people at Oxfordshire County Council want you to improve your reading and writing.
I have written something on the blackboard that I would like you to read and then write down 100 times on your pieces of paper.
Please make sure all sheets have your name and address on them and your signature. For those of you having difficulty reading what is on the blackboard, I will say it aloud: “I promise not to throw eggs and flour at people’s properties on Hallowe’en.”
Nothing like trying to kill two birds with one stone!
CHRIS BOSWELL
Williamson Way
Rose Hill
Oxford
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