OH YES, let’s all retune those TVs, set up those digi-boxes and while we’re about it, dress up as chickens, place celery in our ears and dance in the street shouting hallelujah!

For we must be completely raving bonkers watching all that rubbish that the TV companies thrust upon us, ruining our lives. My TV gave out so much of this nonsense five years ago, I gave it the boot. My mind now is clear of soaps, reality shows, antique clear-outs and other sludge.

Why don’t you try it? Become a new you, give up the TV for a few hours each day.

It will make a better person out of you.

By the way, who is that Simon Cowell bloke? Our new prime minister?

CHRIS BOSWELL, Williamson Way, Rose Hill, Oxford