With all the hype around England's dismal performance on Wednesday night (they won didn't they? What more do you want? Goals - dont be silly, this is England) I found the perfect subject for this week's waffle.

Did anyone watch the highlights of the Wales v San Marino clash. If so, you would have seen arguably the biggest, bulkiest, unfittest, most ridiculous referee ever.

Now on the terraces supporters love rotund people in black - a perfect excuse to shout abuse. I'm sure we all know one or two of our more plumper officials and love to wind them up about various things. But this bloke was a joke.

Please remember that Wales v San Marino is a very one-sided match played in one half of the pitch. However, one on rare San Marino attack, this official actually looked like he was about to a) either be sick on the pitch or b) collapse.

If ever oxygen was needed, this was it. He stood there, puffing his cheeks, going redder and redder and breathing deeper and deeper. I feared the worst. Thankfully, he then had a ten minute spell of standing still 10 yards into the Wales half in which I think he sort of recovered.

It made me think of a plump official that I know, and I can imagine the same sort of scenes when he is the man in the middle....but I have to admit that even he couldn't be as unfit as this clown.