No doubt about the best action of the week. Did you see that amazing mass fight in the Valencia-Inter Milan Champions League match this week?
It reminded me of Sybil's classic line to Basil Fawlty after he'd followed the blonde Australian guest up to her room and then found the light switch softer than he had expected.
"If you're going to grope a girl, have the gallantry to stay in the room while you're doing it."
Valencia centre back David Navarro sparked the brawl by running onto the pitch and punching Inter midfielder Nicolas Burdisso in the face and breaking his nose.
But that kind of thing happens all the time.
What made this incident so astonishing was that Navarro then ran off the pitch to the sanctuary of the dressing room where, with security guards then intervening, the fuming Italians couldn't get to him to dish out retribution.
Isn't it an unwritten rule that, if you punch someone on the pitch, you are leaving yourself open to being punched back?
You can't just run away and hide!
I can just hear Sybil's high-pitched voice . . . "If you're going to punch an opponent, have the gallantry to stay on the pitch while you're doing it."
The TV cameras were in the dressing room area after the final whistle to show Inter players frothing at the mouth and fighting with the security guards to try to get to Navarro, but they were held back by a police cordon.
Inter coach Roberto Mancini (what a player he used to be) not surprisingly branded Navarro "a coward", although some might say that's rich coming from an Italian.
"A coward – that's the only thing you can call a man who gives someone a punch and then runs away," Mancini blasted.
Several hours after the game, security officials managed to sneak Navarro out of the stadium by a back door.
He has since apologised.
But I feel quite sorry for him.
For just one moment of madness, and he will forever be looking over his shoulder. Wherever he goes.
I wouldn't recommend him visiting Italy on his holidays.