A comedian has said his Oxfordshire village is plagued by a 'little gang of rude bois' as he gets laughs for 'middle class mandem' at a stand up show.
Matt Richardson, a well known Oxfordshire comic, shared his observations on teenagers in the county at a Back Before Nine Comedy Night at The Village Hotel in Nottingham.
Delighting the audience, with its absurdity, the award-winning performer pointed out the disconnect between the 'roadmen' of the rural county's quaint villages and their middle class upbringing.
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In a clip shared to his social media account, Richardson quipped: "I live in a village in Oxfordshire, we've got this little gang of rude 'bois', they think they're in South London.
"I don't know if any of you have been to Oxfordshire, there's an accent right: 'y'right mate, you wanna go for a pint?' proper little bumpkins - not these kids.
"They're like 'yo blud, what's goin' on man?' hanging outside the village shop. It's a Little Waitrose the village shop as well.
"It's really weird they're very middle class these children - 'I'm gonna mug someone for some taramasalata'."
"They call themselves roadmen, I'm like, we live in the countryside. You're 'lane lads', that's what you are."
Richardson's characterful re-enactment of a particularly laughable episode involved the youngsters asking him to buy booze outside their posh village shop.
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"I thought, you know what I was young once, why not," the comic explained.
"So I looked at him, I went 'what would you like?', he looked back at me and went 'Rosé'.
"One of his mates went 'you make sure that's a blush, yeah blud? Whispering Angel for the mandem you know what I mean?'."
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