WE reckon naming David Morgan as one of the dullest men in Britain is a little rough.

Collecting traffic cones might not be for everyone, but it’s a bit different isn’t it.

And who would ever have thought there were 500 different types of them if it wasn’t for David?

In fact, wouldn’t it be dull if we were all bungy jumping out of helicopters? Variety is the spice of life.

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