It's your last chance to buy "cow juice", candles and Hawkstone lager at The Diddly Squat Farm Shop.

According to its social media, the shop is open until December 31 but will be closed in January and February.

Jeremy Clarkson fans caused traffic chaos and created a mudbath on the last weekend before Christmas.

Dozens of vehicles lined grassy verges near Chadlington while long queues of visitors described the car park as 'a sea of mud' and suggested it be renamed 'Diddly Squelch'.

Clarkson has told how he was blocked by his internet service provider from buying erotic gifts for his partner Lisa Hogan this Christmas.

The presenter-turned-farmer explained in his Sunday Times column that he ordered presents online rather than going to the shops this year in a bid to avoid ‘unclean people’.

He wrote: "I decided, therefore, to begin with women’s fashion, so I visited a site called Net-a-Porter, which, it turns out, sells every single garment ever invented.

Oxford Mail: Jeremy Clarkson and his partner Lisa Hogan attend the Amazon Prime Video launch event for Clarkson's Farm at the St. Pancras Renaissance Hotel in London Jeremy Clarkson and his partner Lisa Hogan attend the Amazon Prime Video launch event for Clarkson's Farm at the St. Pancras Renaissance Hotel in London

"I’m not sure but I reckon there were at least 40,000 jumpers. And I couldn’t look at half of them because, for reasons that aren’t clear, my wi-fi has self-installed some kind of filter that blocks any site that contains flesh.

"For the same reason, I was unable to buy Lisa any stocking-fillers from Lovehoney," he added, referring to a 'sexual wellness' site.

Jeremy also revealed how he accidentally ordered 640 bottles of wine.

"We are told that online shopping is easy, and I’m sure that if you regularly visit one site, such as Amazon or Ocado, it is," he said.

"But when you are trying to buy an evening gown from a site in Copenhagen and it’s five days till Christmas and your wi-fi thinks all models are basically Ron Jeremy, it’s really not easy at all."

However, despite his shopping troubles, Jeremy appeared to have a spectacular Christmas day judging by his Instagram - certainly better than 2020 when he feared he may die alone after he caught Covid.

The columnist revealed he was given a retro Mini from his ‘mad, brilliantly and stupidly generous daughter’.

He also posted a video of himself singing The Who’s Baba O'Riley dedicated to his farm manager Kaleb Cooper.

It contains the lines: "Out here in the fields, I farm for my meals, I get my back into my living... "