WE all know that Thames Valley’s finest are short of men. With equality does this mean they are short of short men or they are so short that the chief constable has to answer the phone?

Maybe they should call back some of us old timers. I am 74 years old but still 6’5” in my socks, 7ft in a helmet.

Oh I forgot, they don’t have helmets. I can salute, but they don’t do that any more either.

RW TUCKER
Kingsway Drive
Kidlington