Oxford MailSweet little lies parents tell kids: 18 classic fibs mums and dads try to get away with (From Oxford Mail)

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Sweet little lies parents tell kids: 18 classic fibs mums and dads try to get away with

Oxford Mail: If the wind changes your face will stay like that. Possibly. But probably not. Pic by lifeslittlepuzzle via Flickr If the wind changes your face will stay like that. Possibly. But probably not. Pic by lifeslittlepuzzle via Flickr

Father Christmas, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are three indisputable truths which mums and dads quite rightly maintain.

Telling children lies about these beloved characters not existing would just be cruel.

However, there are occasions when parents do need to fib. Sometimes white lies are needed to motivate children or encourage certain good behaviour. Other times, let’s be honest, parents tell their kids porkies for purely selfish reasons to stop them pestering or to get some peace and quiet.

Here we round up 18 classic untruths which just about every parents uses at one time or another. If you can think of any others add them in the comment box below.

1. If the wind changes your face will stay like that.

2. If you swallow bubblegum it knots up your insides.

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3. And on a similar theme - if you eat apple pips a tree will grow inside of you.

4. The ice cream van plays its music when it's run out of ice cream.

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5. Eating carrots will make you see in the dark.

6. Eating your crusts will make your hair go curly.

7. Eat your greens (or Shredded Wheat) and it’ll put hairs on your chest. It’s amazing what non-existent powers some foods have, isn’t it?

8. If you keep picking your nose your brains will fall out.

9. The sweets in the supermarket are not for sale, they are just for decoration.

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10. I’ve got eyes in the back of my head and see everything.

11. If you keep watching telly or playing video games your eyes will go square.

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12. If you don’t wash behind your ears spuds will grow.

13. I’ll know if you’re lying because you’ll have spots on your tongue / your tongue will go a different colour / your nose will get bigger.

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14. The worse medicine tastes, the better it is for you.

15. Your toys come alive when you fall asleep so you’d better be nice to them.

16. Teddy’s having a sleep at the moment so we can’t play with him.

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17. Or ... we need to be quiet because your toys are trying to sleep.

18. Don’t go out with wet hair otherwise you will catch a cold.

Were you told any of these fibs by your parents? Did you ever believe them? What nonsense have you told your own kids and got away with? Add your comments below.

Comments (6)

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9:37am Fri 7 Mar 14

Hyper-Deactive says...

Has NS been trawling Facebook for ideas ?
Has NS been trawling Facebook for ideas ? Hyper-Deactive
  • Score: -1

11:17am Fri 7 Mar 14

bnorther says...

What is it with these top.... lists on NS lately?

Hardly imaginative journalism.
What is it with these top.... lists on NS lately? Hardly imaginative journalism. bnorther
  • Score: -1

11:44am Fri 7 Mar 14

Techvedic says...

Good childhood memoirs. I do remember two :

Sleep now else a ghost will come with a big pouch to take you away.
Eat eggs to have a physique of Bruce Lee.

(Editor, Techvedic)
Good childhood memoirs. I do remember two : Sleep now else a ghost will come with a big pouch to take you away. Eat eggs to have a physique of Bruce Lee. (Editor, Techvedic) Techvedic
  • Score: 8

3:08pm Fri 7 Mar 14

Hk says...

Its a bit of fun for christsake!

Dont pick your nose cos your eyes will pop out!

Dont pull faces cos if the wind changes your face will stay that way!

If you eat your crust you will have curly hair!
Its a bit of fun for christsake! Dont pick your nose cos your eyes will pop out! Dont pull faces cos if the wind changes your face will stay that way! If you eat your crust you will have curly hair! Hk
  • Score: 12

3:32pm Fri 7 Mar 14

Gypo.Joe says...

stop it or you will go blind !
stop it or you will go blind ! Gypo.Joe
  • Score: -29

6:22pm Fri 7 Mar 14

Ian Sider says...

Surely the biggest fib is the one about how some big invisible fairy in the sky created everything - trouble is, plenty of gullible adults believe that one too!
Surely the biggest fib is the one about how some big invisible fairy in the sky created everything - trouble is, plenty of gullible adults believe that one too! Ian Sider
  • Score: 27

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