You are so right Victor Roman (Letters, February 5); the world has definitely gone mad.

There is a famous quotation: “All the world is mad, save thee and me, and even thee is a little queer.”

At our local tip there is a clothes recycling bin. By the lid there is a 6in opening. It says “Do Not Enter” – I’d love to see the person willing to try.

My husband has just received an age-related rise in his pension of 25p. Does anyone know where you can buy half a second-class stamp? People have been told not to jump into 2ft of water from a bridge because they might get hurt.

People are advised not to start taking drugs in case they get hooked, and that it could cost a lot of money, or their lives.

It must be catching; I have a perpetual calendar, which is very useful, but I see I have left it on February 60.

There are a couple of people coming up our path, possibly men in white coats.

Joan Archer, Rusper Road South, Tarring