IN response to Mark Pritchard’s letter (March 30), as a proud Remainiac, and being still absolutely unconvinced by the ‘arguments’ of the leavers, I propose to model my future actions on those of the Leave campaign, or the Quitlings, as they are becoming known.

For the next 40 years, like Boris, Liam, Dave and Gerald, I will be whining, whingeing, belly-aching, carping and generally telling lies about the other side.

From now on it is the Remainiacs’ turn.

And from now on, absolutely everything is the Quitlings’ fault.

PHILIP CRESSWELL

Wentworth Road, Oxford